Monday, October 3, 2011

Overheard

"Seriously? You've got to stop and tie your shoe now?"
"So what?"
"What if there was a hoard of zombies coming down the street, would you stop and tie your shoe then?"

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That's right, everyone. Street safety 101: Don't stop to tie your shoes, or the zombies will get you.

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Look out!